{"id":115,"date":"2008-06-17T16:18:54","date_gmt":"2008-06-17T16:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2008-06-19T14:54:42","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T14:54:42","slug":"get-yer-freak-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"get yer freak on"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taking a break from writing about darkness and neurosis cause this weekend I got my freak on.  It was first weekend for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shift2bikes.org\/cal\/viewpp2008.php\">Pedapalooza<\/a> and it was also Pride here.  The two events crossed paths on Saturday when I packed (translation for folks who don&#8217;t know what packing means, it means I harnessed up my nice big bendable cock under my pants) and rode my bike down to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/proteanme\/tags\/queer\/\">Dyke march<\/a> and then pedaled over to participate in my first <a href=\"http:\/\/bikeportland.org\/2008\/06\/16\/a-naked-ride-for-the-ages\/\">Naked Ride<\/a>. I heard that Portland had about 2600 riders, which means we might have topped out with the biggest ride. Topless dykes in the  sunset and bare asses in the moonlight.  If Portland&#8217;s got one thing going for it, it&#8217;s that it&#8217;s not uptight about nudity.  And while I&#8217;m not a naked enthusiast, I think it&#8217;s nice to lighten up a bit on our bare bodies. Anyway, a little freedom and a little freakiness &#8211; I&#8217;m gonna call it a good day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taking a break from writing about darkness and neurosis cause this weekend I got my freak on. It was first weekend for Pedapalooza and it was also Pride here. The two events crossed paths on Saturday when I packed (translation for folks who don&#8217;t know what packing means, it means I harnessed up my nice [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,29,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biking","category-butch","category-queer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}