{"id":1692,"date":"2020-04-10T04:36:03","date_gmt":"2020-04-10T04:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=1692"},"modified":"2020-04-10T04:36:39","modified_gmt":"2020-04-10T04:36:39","slug":"ive-got-work-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=1692","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;ve got work to do"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Our dog won&#8217;t stop barking at me. I&#8217;m on a zoom call with MD (we do a weekly writing group) and our dog Billie is furiously barking. I think she gets fired up by all the voices coming out of the computer. I tried earbuds tonight. But then MTB came in the room carrying her computer or phone and someone was talking out of that device. Barking ensued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve stopped talking to write and Billie has stopped barking. A miracle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was on a work meeting video call today, and the person I was meeting with has a young child who had discovered the doorbell. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong . . . and it&#8217;s not like my colleague could mute herself, as our meeting required conversation. We both laughed. We still got our work done.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m on a lot of work video call meetings and there&#8217;s something very endearing about seeing my colleagues in their homes, often in a sweatshirt, mussy hair, dogs barking, kids walking through the frame in the background. Inevitably, someone is eating something that involves unwrapping something in polypropylene wrapper, like a power bar, or pulling something out of a polypropylene bag, like a potato chip, and the bag or the bar is sitting right by the computer mic, and the noise from polypropylene is exponentially loud. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The performative work self has been undone, at least at my job. We&#8217;re getting work done, a boat load of work, but without wearing our work facade, which in the past could get in the way of getting work done. It&#8217;s fitting. Hunker down. Get real. Get shit done. It would be weird if it were any other way. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our dog won&#8217;t stop barking at me. I&#8217;m on a zoom call with MD (we do a weekly writing group) and our dog Billie is furiously barking. I think she gets fired up by all the voices coming out of the computer. I tried earbuds tonight. But then MTB came in the room carrying her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[61,60],"class_list":["post-1692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pandemic","tag-corona","tag-covid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1693,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1692\/revisions\/1693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}