{"id":270,"date":"2009-08-07T19:18:34","date_gmt":"2009-08-07T19:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=270"},"modified":"2013-06-16T22:03:45","modified_gmt":"2013-06-16T22:03:45","slug":"more-more-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=270","title":{"rendered":"more, more, more"},"content":{"rendered":"

I miss summer. We’re just not getting enough of it this year. Please come back. J’taime \u00e9t\u00e9. Seriously, je-the- fuck-taime.<\/p>\n

From The Different Kinds of People that There Are<\/a><\/p>\n

Wizards<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Assholes with beards who do magic. In modern times, wizards look just like normal people, because they’ve learned to wear tracksuits and tuxedos over their robes. This means that wizards could be anywhere. Can you trust the people you work with not to be wizards?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I miss summer. We’re just not getting enough of it this year. Please come back. J’taime \u00e9t\u00e9. Seriously, je-the- fuck-taime. From The Different Kinds of People that There Are Wizards Assholes with beards who do magic. In modern times, wizards look just like normal people, because they’ve learned to wear tracksuits and tuxedos over their […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banality","category-summer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1554,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions\/1554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}