{"id":360,"date":"2010-07-08T00:16:39","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T00:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=360"},"modified":"2010-07-08T05:31:35","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T05:31:35","slug":"hey-summer-im-a-fan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=360","title":{"rendered":"hey summer, i&#8217;m a fan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Real summer has finally showed up and we&#8217;re slated to get some pretty hot days here. Already, people are complaining about it, which I just don&#8217;t get. C&#8217;mon man, you can&#8217;t have summer without sweating, flip flops, bare skin, sticking to to your chair, sitting in front of a window fan and sleeping under only a single sheet, if that. I say bring it on, heat wave and all. For me these days are like a cute girl who comes late to a party, saddles up beside me and flirts shamelessly even though the host is about ready to kick us all out. I&#8217;m a fan of those kind of girls. They just make the world a whole lot more pleasant. So flirt with me all you want summer. Hell, tease me, even. I&#8217;m your guy. I fall for you every time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Real summer has finally showed up and we&#8217;re slated to get some pretty hot days here. Already, people are complaining about it, which I just don&#8217;t get. C&#8217;mon man, you can&#8217;t have summer without sweating, flip flops, bare skin, sticking to to your chair, sitting in front of a window fan and sleeping under only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-portland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}