{"id":377,"date":"2010-07-30T17:43:45","date_gmt":"2010-07-30T17:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=377"},"modified":"2010-07-31T05:09:42","modified_gmt":"2010-07-31T05:09:42","slug":"you-cant-market-to-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=377","title":{"rendered":"you can&#8217;t market to this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A random list of things that some of my friends find hot.<\/p>\n<ul class=\"bulleted\">\n<li>The uni-brow<\/li>\n<li>A gap in the front teeth<\/li>\n<li>Hands<\/li>\n<li>Hairy legs<\/li>\n<li>Mustaches on femmes<\/li>\n<li>Musky body odor<\/li>\n<li>Goofy social awkwardness<\/li>\n<li>A book in the back pocket<\/li>\n<li>Dimples above the butt<\/li>\n<li>Authentic nerdiness<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And a few of my own<\/p>\n<ul class=\"bulleted\">\n<li>Over bites<\/li>\n<li>Big noses<\/li>\n<li>Sitting close and touching legs<\/li>\n<li>Eye contact<\/li>\n<li>Painted toe nails pushing through the open toe of shoes with a heel<\/li>\n<li>Bare skin that is usually covered during colder weather<\/li>\n<li>Following the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cyuC950XCTI\">proper etiquette for using a fork and knife Continental or European style<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Messy long hair pulled up off the neck onto the back of the head, especially when strand are tucked behind the ear<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A random list of things that some of my friends find hot. The uni-brow A gap in the front teeth Hands Hairy legs Mustaches on femmes Musky body odor Goofy social awkwardness A book in the back pocket Dimples above the butt Authentic nerdiness And a few of my own Over bites Big noses Sitting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-favorites"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}