{"id":475,"date":"2011-01-25T04:23:46","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T04:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=475"},"modified":"2011-01-25T19:59:16","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T19:59:16","slug":"hey-mr-dj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"hey mr dj"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What happened to DJs being able to mix? You know the ability to overlay 2 tracks and maintain a constant beat? I&#8217;ve been to more than a handful of queer dance nights in the last year where the DJ&#8217;s  got a super cool name, but can&#8217;t mix his or her way out a paper sack.  And it sucks. When I go out I want to hear something I can&#8217;t play at home with my ipod hooked up to my stereo. So here&#8217;s my open plea to all those stylish guys and gals behind the console. Aspire to be something more, man. Practice. Put in the time, sporting some headphones behind a mixer. Seriously, learn mow to match a beat. You might even come up with your own original style of mixing that packs a club and makes all the boys and girls swoon over your flat billed trucker hat or your cool asymmetrical hair cut. You look hot. Now, play hot.\u00a0 C&#8217;mon and aspire to be the shit; you&#8217;ll drink for free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happened to DJs being able to mix? You know the ability to overlay 2 tracks and maintain a constant beat? I&#8217;ve been to more than a handful of queer dance nights in the last year where the DJ&#8217;s got a super cool name, but can&#8217;t mix his or her way out a paper sack. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":477,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions\/477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.proteanme.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}